Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Hammer, the politically-correct feline

What is your pet’s name?
Hammer.

What is the breed of your pet? 
Short-haired fawn.

How was your pet’s name chosen?

The Heritage Humane Society.

Does your pet have a favorite walking route?
Anywhere he wants to go.

What’s the most embarrassing thing your pet has ever done?
He’s always politically correct.

Does your pet have a pet peeve? If so, what is it?
Lack of reward treats.

If your pet could answer any question, but just one, what would you ask?
What makes you happy?

Submitted by Bob Sael

Alexa Doiron
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Alexa Doiron is a multimedia reporter for WYDaily. She graduated from Roanoke College and is currently working on a master’s degree in English at Virginia Commonwealth University. Alexa was born and raised in Williamsburg and enjoys writing stories about local flair. She began her career in journalism at the Warhill High School newspaper and, eight years later, still loves it. After working as a news editor in Blacksburg, Va., Alexa missed Williamsburg and decided to come back home. In her free time, she enjoys reading Jane Austen and playing with her puppy, Poe. Alexa can be reached at [email protected].

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