Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Mr. Tim Business, the toilet cleaner

Mr. Tim Business. (WYDaily/Courtesy of Caton Hamrick)
Mr. Tim Business. (WYDaily/Courtesy of Caton Hamrick)

What is your pet’s name?
Mr. Tim Business.

What is the breed of your pet?
Orange and White Shorthair.

How was your pet’s name chosen?
It’s a play on Gale from Bob’s Burger’s cat’s name-Mr. Jim Business.

Does your pet have a favorite walking route?
Well, Timmy isn’t let outside, but when he gets into a running mood he usually runs from my bed, to the couch, then into the bathtub, then back to my bed.

What’s the most embarrassing thing your pet has ever done?
I haven’t witnessed it myself…but I know for a fact that he’s fallen into the toilet. More than once.

Does your pet have a pet peeve? If so, what is it?
Timmy HATES the reflections that phones or computers make on the walls when the sun is hitting them right. He absolutely freaks out when he sees them and meows and tries to attack them until they go away. Sometimes, he even runs from room to room checking the ceilings to make sure there aren’t any.

If your pet could answer any question, but just one, what would you ask?
Why, for goodness sake, WHY do you like chewing on rusty metal items? Don’t you know that’s insane? Are you trying to hurt yourself? I didn’t even know I had so many rusty metal items in my house, until I find you chewing on them.

Submitted by Caton Hamrick

Alexa Doiron
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Alexa Doiron is a multimedia reporter for WYDaily. She graduated from Roanoke College and is currently working on a master’s degree in English at Virginia Commonwealth University. Alexa was born and raised in Williamsburg and enjoys writing stories about local flair. She began her career in journalism at the Warhill High School newspaper and, eight years later, still loves it. After working as a news editor in Blacksburg, Va., Alexa missed Williamsburg and decided to come back home. In her free time, she enjoys reading Jane Austen and playing with her puppy, Poe. Alexa can be reached at [email protected].

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